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"Top Ten Ways To Know It's Summer At Walnut Street Baptist Church"
10.The bald spot on the pastor's head is the color of freshly picked strawberries! 9.The annual "Potato Salad Sculpting Contest" is just around the corner! 8.You found pool toys in the baptistery! 7.There are suntan lotion smears on the collection plates! 6.The smell of Noxema hangs pungently in the air! 5.The last three sermon illustrations had to do with baseball, fishing, & BBQs! 4.There are more guests than members at the worship service! 3.This morning's offering contained the bonus of three golf tees! 2.You're not sure, but you think it was the Beach Boys version of "Nothing But the Blood" that you heard during communion! And the #1 way you know it's summer at Walnut Street Baptist Church - 1. You notice the church treasurer, dressed in sackcloth and ashes, keeling in earnest prayer during the offering!* *Just a polite reminder: While we are off enjoying the summer, our church ministries and daily obligations continue to need our, financial support. We Labor together with God |
